One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...