Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...