face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...