A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....