The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...