The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...