Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...