Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...