Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...