Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...