Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...