Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...