Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...