Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...