blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...