Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
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Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Return your keys
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White Hart Lane is on fire
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The Rookie Cop…
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The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
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