My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...