spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...