Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...