yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!