If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...