Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...