Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...