The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...