Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...