The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...