A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
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Cows Earthquake
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Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
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