A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...