Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....