To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...