The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...