What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….