Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...