Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...