Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Santa’s Helpers?
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Type what I tell you
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