When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...