Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...