Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...