Fish cost a fortune
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Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...