Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...