Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...