To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...