Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...