How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...