Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...