Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...