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Fortune cookie mistake
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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Do you have a solution?
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The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Declaration Of Independence
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