Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...