Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...