Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...